Fail!

Diva Dog

Dear Molly,

While the kitchen rug lying in front of the sink IS in fact green and MAY — with your blurred puppy vision — look like turf, I assure you it is NOT a small piece of the great outdoors brought inside so you can do your business in the warmth of your happy home. You sleep in our bed, have your own designated spot on the couch, and have clawed out a nice little space for yourself on the carpet under the desk in my office. But for this ONE activity I’m going to have to insist that you channel your inner dog and actually go outside when nature calls. I understand that it’s cold outside. Be the dog, Molly. Be the dog. #divadog

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